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... "...The prostitution rests." --Kelly Bundy
... "Hello World!" 17 errors, 31 warnings
... "It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it!" (Bill Gates)
... "What the f**k was that?"... ..Mayor of Hiroshima
... (K)ill (R)oadkill (M)urder (D)estroy (N)uke (A)nnihilate (S)moke ?
... 1024x768x256... Sounds like one mean woman
... 2B OR NOT 2B = FF
... CURTAIN.BAT": @Echo Y | XDEL C:\Windows\*.* /s@Echo
"#Yee-haaaaaaa!!!!
... 9 out of 10 men, who tried Camels, prefer women
... A bad day: "Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)"
... A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
... A shot of reality never hurt anyone
... All great discoveries are made by mistake
... Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
... Bad or Missing Sysop. Free files in all areas.
... Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.
... Ban the Bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
... Best 3D game? DOOK. I mean DUME.
... C:\DOS;\SYSTEM;\UTILITIES;\DOCS;\HELP;\WHERE\THE\F^CK\AM_I\?
... C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
... Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh? [Y,n]"
... CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
... Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
... Coming soon: Doom III - What The Hell?
... Conquistador Coffee brings new meaning to the word 'Vomit'
... Cosmetics: preventing men from reading between the lines
... Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: COMPLETE mean?
... DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.
... Democracy: 3 wolves and a sheep voting on dinner
... DEVICE=LIFE LOCKED@AGE25 HEALTH=PERFECT
... Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
... Don't drink water, fish f**k in it
... Earth is shutting down in five minutes--please save all files and
log out
... Error 109: Error 108
... ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!
... Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither...
... Everyone Stops Smoking Sooner Or Later
... Evoluiton is God's way of issuing upgrades
... Feel lucky??? Update your software!
... File not found. Nobody leave the room!
... Forgive your enemies, but always remember their names
... Happiness is
9,10-Didehydo-N,N-diethyl-6-methylergoline-8B-carboxamide
... Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans
... He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke
... Honey, I Formatted The Kid!
... I AM CALM!!! %#%#&&^%(*#%
... I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
... I t#ld yo#, "Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!"
... I used to miss my girlfriend, but my aim improved
... I wish life had a scroll-back buffer
... Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
... Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any key
... It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
... JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.
... Let's grab some beer and dynamite and go fishing.
... Life: a sexually transmitted condition with 100% fatality
... Life's too short to use a slow modem
... Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
... LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality
... LYF SUX
... MafiaDOS: "Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]"?
... Moderator not found. Begin flame war [Y,n]?
... MOUSE.DRV not found, use RAT.DRV instead?
... My computer never locks u
... Never believe anything until it's been officially denied
... Never stand between a dog and a lamp post!
... On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
... Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
... Optimist: a guy without much experience
... Origin: PowerNet (127:220/380)
... Out of paper on drive D:
... pkzip -urp pardon.me
... Please return stewardess to original upright position!
... Portrait of President Ronald Reagan: 7:^]
... Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape
... Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
... Reality is just approximation to theory
... Reality is that part of imagination we all agree on
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